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My family and I just got home from Seattle's "Official Oscar Party," (Anyone want to buy a real Oscar program? I've got 2 extras!) to discover CyberJokester Al Johnson's forward of this wonderful video of 90 years of actresses morphed to Bach's Unaccompanied Cello Concerto:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Conan O'Brien noted that the price of Prozac went up 50% last year but when they asked Prozac users how they felt about the price hike, they said, "Whatever."
Three buddies got married on the same day and at the same hotel. During the receptions, the three guys met up in the bar. "Guys, it's our wedding night and, uh, I was wondering, er, ah, how many times are we supposed to do it?" Discussion ensued, and finally ended with an agreement to just see how things go and meet up the next morning for breakfast. One groom said, "Wait. We can't discuss our wedding night performances over breakfast with our new wives there." "You're right. Let's just order one slice of toast for every time we did it." "Excellent idea!" The next morning, the brides and grooms staggered to their tables and the waitress came to take their orders. The first groom said, "I'll have the full breakfast with three slices of toast, please." The other two grooms smiled at his prowess. The second groom ordered, "I'll have the full breakfast but with four slices of toast." The third groom grinned and said, "I'll have the full breakfast, please, but I'll have..." and here he paused for effect, "seven, yes, seven slices of toast!" "Seven slices of toast, sir?" queried the waitress. "That's an awful lot." "Yes it is, young lady, yes it is. But seven slices of toast it shall be.... And, by the way, make two of those, brown!"
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